Greetings:
A bartender takes the day shift, because there are less wackos.
At 10AM, a rabbit walks in, asking if there any jobs for him.
BT: no.
The rabbit walks in everyday at 10 AM asking the same.
One day the BT says: hey pal, I don't think there will any jobs for a rabbit, so give it up.
Rabbit: I'm not bothering anyone, is ok the keep trying.
BT: ok
One day, at 9AM, a movie producer walks in asking if there are any rabbits looking for work.
I'm remaking "Alice".
BT: Everyday, at 10AM, a rabbit comes in looking for work.
MP: I'll wait.
At 10AM, the rabbit comes in.
MP: sir, I want you to act in my new movie "Alice".
Rabbit: acting !!...eck...buzz off ...I'm an electrician.
bye
Joke//Rabbit.
Joke//Rabbit.
There are 3.3 billion females on the planet; how come the earth is still dirty...???
Re: Joke//Rabbit.
Okay, that was funny, a very unexpected ending
If you ever feel like Captain Picard yelling about how many lights there are, it is probably time to leave the thread.
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