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Shouldn't take long to find a wife.
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2025 11:46 pm
by crossquad
Greetings;
WANTED: Bid to find a wife: Eskimos, Scorpios, the poor, the short, Guardian readers, Scots and anyone who can't fly a helicopter needn't apply.
bye
Re: Shouldn't take long to find a wife.
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2025 1:03 am
by Highlander
Gin she is no Scottish, she is no worth the try.
Re: Shouldn't take long to find a wife.
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2025 5:20 am
by anawim
My DNA is about 1/3 Scottish. On paper it should be about 1/8. Since some of my English ancestors were from West Yorkshire, perhaps there was some intermarriage between English and Scottish.
Besides, I'm short, and I wouldn't even get in a helicopter again, let alone fly one!
Re: Shouldn't take long to find a wife.
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2025 12:45 pm
by Highlander
anawim wrote: ↑Tue Nov 25, 2025 5:20 am ...intermarriage between English and Scottish. ...
Miscegenation.
And my last three helicopter rides involved takeoffs, but no landings. As our class, roughly 1200 feet high, leapt into the void, trusting the parachutes would function. Perfectly.