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Greetings:

Roommate's shopping list.

Only two-percent milk? You could do more damage with half-and-half, or whole milk if you have a conscience.

They forgot the latex gloves. In my experience.

Easier just to burn everything when you're done. So I'm told.

I demur. What do you think starts all those forest fires every summer? Why should the trees suffer?

I mean, you can't just burn that stuff anywhere. Use a fire pit!