Shouldn't take long to find a wife.

[crossquad]

Greetings;

WANTED: Bid to find a wife: Eskimos, Scorpios, the poor, the short, Guardian readers, Scots and anyone who can't fly a helicopter needn't apply.

bye

[Highlander]

Gin she is no Scottish, she is no worth the try.

[anawim]

My DNA is about 1/3 Scottish. On paper it should be about 1/8. Since some of my English ancestors were from West Yorkshire, perhaps there was some intermarriage between English and Scottish.

Besides, I'm short, and I wouldn't even get in a helicopter again, let alone fly one!

[Highlander]

...intermarriage between English and Scottish. ...

Miscegenation.

And my last three helicopter rides involved takeoffs, but no landings. As our class, roughly 1200 feet high, leapt into the void, trusting the parachutes would function. Perfectly.